Sunday, February 8, 2009

Yankees Who We're Pretty Sure Never Juiced: Vol 1


In Billy Martin's day, being vain meant gold watches and pinky rings.

Louisiana Lightning made Adrien Brody look fat. No way he cheated.


Do you see the love of the game in Butch's eyes? In his posture? No way he'd have stooped so low.

Viagra, maybe. But the juice? Never.


If anything, it was glandular.

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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    For the record, I don't think Colter Bean juiced.

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  2. I'm Bill WhiteFebruary 8, 2009 at 10:04 PM

    Put him in Vol. 2.

    I tried to find pictures of Wayne Tolleson, Ron Hassey, and Paul Zuvella, but it was not easy.

    If you can, consider adding them, too.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    Lenn Sakata never juiced. The whole 1980s organization never juiced.

    What do we want? Juiced or the 1980s?

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  4. StangFebruary 8, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    What, no 'Hot Pee' tag?

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  5. I'm Bill WhiteFebruary 9, 2009 at 8:04 AM

    Dear Mr. SUPERFRANKENSTEIN:

    Thank you for your comment. We appreciate you taking the time to weigh in on technical matters.

    We share your concern that the entry should have had a "Hot Pee" tag. Rest assured that any future post on this topic will be tagged appropriately.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    I think Ron Coomer did juice.

    And I have juiced many, many times.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich must have juiced. How else to explain them?

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