We spent thirty trillion billion dollars on a new stadium/spa/casino priced for rich people who can't afford it anymore.
We invested the rest of our billions in a clean, baseball-redeeming home run record to be set by a lying juicer.
Now the money is gone. Wasted. And there won't be any more, ever. The Bruce Waynes and Tony Starks who can no longer pay for a loaded baked potato at the Yankee Steakhouse certainly won't be buying ads on YES.
Goodbye, money. The Yankees loved you.
It's always darkest before the dawn.
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True, Whitey, as far as it goes. But not applicable to hot Bad Boys.
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