Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Time To Reward The IIH,IIF,IIC Franchise

Dear Readers,

We have all suffered enough. We have been hit with the awful news that A-Rod was juiced and, if lies be truth, could still be juiced.

While we don't care about that, what we do care about is that the bum still can't hit when it matters.

We have an economy that is turning us all into the "Judds."

We have wars sinking our best friends and countrymen and women into hell.

So, I have an offer that will uplift the spirits of you hardcore ( baseball, baseball ) fans;

An offer of a luxury suite at Yankee stadium on August 7th for Yankees-Red Sox. The suite holds 16 passengers ( interesting diction there, but that's what the invite says ) for only $15,600 American, plus amenities such as food, toilet paper, booze and various juices for the younger set.

Not bad for a full day at the ballpark, right?

Welcome to the Great Depression.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    The Judds?

    Is that Wyoming and Nairobi?

    I'd rather be the Captain & Tennille.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    Ok.. I have a fat thumb and fat brain. The Joads, it is.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Shoulda been the Youkilises.

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