Meet Alex whose been most everywhere, from Zanzibar to Bartley Square...
WHILE AROD'S ONLY SEEN THE SIGHTS A GIRL CAN SEE FROM BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, WHAT A CRAZY PAIR.
Just shoot me. Get it over with. This is in the new Details Magazine.
I'm starting to think that Arod and Madonna are a perfect couple. It's was no media-hyped, publicity thing. This was done in hell. This was karma. They should mate and have a beautiful cocker spaniel.
Sigh. This is getting harder and harder to deal with.
Arod gets a lot of unfair grief. The union and the authorities screwed him. I still can't believe the other 103 players who tested positive have not been identified. I thought it would happen by now. Their anonymity almost demands that we stick with Arod. Seriously. What a raw deal.
That said... how badly does Cody Ransom have to play before we actually look forward to this guy's return?
If A-Rod is diagnosed with full blown aids, I'll welcome him back.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! This is hysterical minus the aids thing...jesus man.
ReplyDeleteGenius comparison to "The Patty Duke Show." It smacked of "The Parent Trap" too - the original Hailey Mills version.
ReplyDeleteCan we make IIH,IIF,IIc T-Shirts of this photo, with a clever sub-text written by El Duque or She-Fan?
ReplyDeleteWe could sell them like crazy in Boston, for outrageous prices ( $25).
Or, we could build full-sized likenesses of this A-Rod kissing scene, where tourists and Red Sox fans get their photos taken with the 3rd base kissing bandit for $10.
...or put his self-kissing head shot on plastic paddles($5) imported from China.
Our street level sales team will, of course, be disguised as Red Sox fans.
Then, we'll use the money to buy stink bombs and throw them at Dustin Pedroia.
I didn't write that illiterate "full blown aids" comment.
ReplyDeleteSuperfrankenstein,
ReplyDeleteIt sounded like something you would say.
I bet you were thinking it.
I'm going to the Nyy@Bos game at Fenway in Aug. The 22nd, a SAT day game. If y'all want to load me up with tee-shirts, I will gladly sell them for an exorbitant price.
ReplyDeleteHow about:
"I'm Shtupping the Man in the Mirror"
"You Talking To Me?"
"I'm with Stupid" (with two arrows)
"Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the biggest Choke Artist of All?"
Or,
ReplyDelete"Hmmmm, little more tan, get a fade cut, change eye color and bam: Derek Jeter!"