Thursday, April 30, 2009

Good News, Everyone

The New York Daily News has obtained a copy of Selena Roberts' book. She says he juiced as a Yankee.

Which would indicate some desire to win as a Yankee.

Which comes as a pleasant surprise.

4 comments:

  1. SUPERFRANKENSTEIN IIApril 30, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    SuperF...

    He juiced in high school, too.

    When he comes back, we lose. Unless he can pitch in Albaldejo's place.

    Don't get too pumped.

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  2. Actually he only does it for his beach body.

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  3. How do you tip off apposing batters without your teamates, coaches, fans, and media noticing? Isn't it obvious that she's just trying to destroy A-Rod?

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  4. Did we really need to know he tips 15% at Hooters? What's next? How much he pays his cleaning lady?

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