The Writing Wizard of White Plains one-upped himself today, out pacing even Robbie Cano, who has all but demolished the Redsocks by himself today.
As posted by His Whiteness at 4:27, Abe had already cranked one out of the park today with his backhanded written pimp slapping of Tim 'McPoophand' McCarver.
Now, he's doled out a blog beating to The Elf...
UPDATE, 7:09 p.m.: The little elf kicks one, two runs score and the Yankees lead. Not to pat myself on the back (well, screw it, i will), but I did predict they’d come back at 6:13 p.m.
Not only has the Blogfather scored two Pete Abe QOTD's in the same post, but he also managed to piss off an entire legion of Jets fans:
"We at the LoHud Yankees Blog would like to welcome Mark Sanchez to the Jets. You seem like a nice young man. But here’s hoping Richard Seymour and Vince Wilfork snap you in half on Sept. 20."
His Whiteness refers to Whitey Fraud, obviously.
ReplyDeleteAnd, wasn't Gandolfini voted the most powerful and sexy man on TV during the Sopranos run?
Sheeesh....
Stop bickering, all of you.
ReplyDeleteFrom now on, I'll be his Blackness.
Quit going off on these insane tangents. At least until we've settled the matter of Joe Torre's racism.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this blog all about 'insane tangents'?
ReplyDeleteThat refer to Yankiverse, that is...?
It's all my fault. Just crucify me and I'll take away all your sins.
ReplyDeleteHello? Hello? Sorry, wrong number. I seem to have reached the Yankee Candle Factory.
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