It's sorta creepy, when Gammonites gush over ballplayers' bods.
"Best shape of his life!"
"Added 10 pounds of muscle!"
"God, I'd do him! On home plate!"
On that note, Ben Rice is this year's swimsuit edition, the writers reacting like meat-market judges in a Bowen Yang SNL skit. He arrived in camp "noticeably bigger and more filled out through his chest and arms," said Mike Axisa (the greatest Yank blogger; subscribe to his Patreon.) Don't have new beautistics or a Speedo moment. We'll have to accept their admiring words.
Rice, himself, says he's hitting balls harder. And Saturday, he hit the hardest ball of his life - 113.3 mph, according to the Exit Velo thingy. Aaron Boone cooed, "He's added really good weight!" a line that the rest of us will never hear.
Look, we all want Rice to succeed. He checks every box. He's 26. He bats LH. He graduated from Dartmouth. (His dad, Brown.) Degree in psychology. He grew up behind enemy lines - Massachusetts - a Yank fan. Last year, he hit 3 HRs in one game, first Yank rookie in history to do so.
I'm not asking for The Incredible Hulk. If Rice can hit - say, 15 HRs and .270 - he could...
a. Be our lefty platoon DH
b. Be an occasional lefty platoon at 1B
c. Be a back-up catcher with pop
d. Save us from a month of Dominic Smith
Yeah, a cheap shot on Smith there. But really, on Opening Day, could anything be more hope-crushing than a lineup with Smith batting 4th? What's that? You say it can't happen? Look around, pal.
These days, nothing cannot not happen.
It's nice that Rice spent winter in the gym. But his problem last year - he hit .171 - was swinging and missing, especially big league curveballs. Bigger arms might send balls farther, but they won't necessarily help him make contact.
A vast, deep chasm separates Yankee teams with and without a solid-hitting Ben Rice. If he can breakout, the Yankees can probably survive the spring losses of Giancarlo Stanton and DJ LeMahieu. But if Rice doesn't hit, it's a short pathway to Dom Smith and a weak bottom half of the order. It's night and day, muscles or not.