Well, Suzyn, I thank you...
2:22 p.m.: I've heard about the luxury boxes. Let's see what they're like. There's a security checkpoint nearby. 2:35 p.m.: Just my luck—I've been chosen for a strip search. Shouldn't be much longer.2:45 p.m.: Apparently, my background check turned up an unpaid parking ticket from 2002. As soon as the credit card clears, I can return to my seat.Pure genius, Duque...
Brilliant as always. Can't wait for the flasher to show himself on the scoreboard.
Is the flasher A-Rod?The list of those who could confirm it is small:1. C-Rod (obvious reasons)2. Madonna (obvious reasons)3. She-Fan's husband (Okay, well not... But how about The Bathroom Attendent in the restaurant in Toronto...?)
The Giant Head can't pronounce "Syracuse." Good thing it wasn't "Skaneateles."
I just want it to be known that our live-blog is more upbeat than the actual game is turning out to be.
Let's see....Do I despise Veras or Marte more?
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2:22 p.m.: I've heard about the luxury boxes. Let's see what they're like. There's a security checkpoint nearby.
ReplyDelete2:35 p.m.: Just my luck—I've been chosen for a strip search. Shouldn't be much longer.
2:45 p.m.: Apparently, my background check turned up an unpaid parking ticket from 2002. As soon as the credit card clears, I can return to my seat.
Pure genius, Duque...
Brilliant as always. Can't wait for the flasher to show himself on the scoreboard.
ReplyDeleteIs the flasher A-Rod?
ReplyDeleteThe list of those who could confirm it is small:
1. C-Rod (obvious reasons)
2. Madonna (obvious reasons)
3. She-Fan's husband (Okay, well not... But how about The Bathroom Attendent in the restaurant in Toronto...?)
The Giant Head can't pronounce "Syracuse." Good thing it wasn't "Skaneateles."
ReplyDeleteI just want it to be known that our live-blog is more upbeat than the actual game is turning out to be.
ReplyDeleteLet's see....Do I despise Veras or Marte more?
ReplyDelete