Thursday, April 16, 2009

We're Live-Blogging Today's Opener on Slate.com

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6 comments:

  1. 2:22 p.m.: I've heard about the luxury boxes. Let's see what they're like. There's a security checkpoint nearby.

    2:35 p.m.: Just my luck—I've been chosen for a strip search. Shouldn't be much longer.

    2:45 p.m.: Apparently, my background check turned up an unpaid parking ticket from 2002. As soon as the credit card clears, I can return to my seat.



    Pure genius, Duque...

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  2. Brilliant as always. Can't wait for the flasher to show himself on the scoreboard.

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  3. Is the flasher A-Rod?

    The list of those who could confirm it is small:

    1. C-Rod (obvious reasons)

    2. Madonna (obvious reasons)

    3. She-Fan's husband (Okay, well not... But how about The Bathroom Attendent in the restaurant in Toronto...?)

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  4. The Giant Head can't pronounce "Syracuse." Good thing it wasn't "Skaneateles."

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  5. I just want it to be known that our live-blog is more upbeat than the actual game is turning out to be.

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  6. Let's see....Do I despise Veras or Marte more?

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