(Info stolen from the great Was Watching, which filched it from the magnificent John Torenli)
Write this down: Far-flung potential has a new name.
Hector Noesi.
He's 22, and to the folicle batters of the Atlantic Coast League, he's an electric nasal hair clipper running on five C-cell batteries. He's Roy Halladay using Roger Clemens trainer and Doc Ellis' Kool Aid.
He hasn't allowed a run in 20 1/3 innings this season.
Last night, he threw seven hitless innings over the always-dangerous Lexington Legends in Applebee's Park, the stadium where all your neighbors love to hang out.
Hector "Brown" Noesi.
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