Notre Dame wants to play in our new stadium.
Two words to the Fighting Irish.
Put some coin in the plate.
That's right.
Have that chain-smoking, hairy-eyeball Pope of yours fork over enough jack -- that's right, we mean skeet, dough, bread, doomgah, shreeem, grrrrrrrrahba -- for a downpayment on a decent 8th inning bridge, and your alumni will be eating holy cow in the Steakhouse.
We're talking month of November, team of your choice: Rutgers, Hoftstra, even SUNY Purchase (which has no team, so an easy W.)
You can even bring Rudy. Better yet, take ours.
Oh, great! More goyim. Fighting ones too. Awesome.
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ReplyDeleteI like our grass alive and green. Thanks though.