I had the chance to face Alponso, mano a mano, in a manhattan a/o tequila shots and beer consumption contest this weekend at the lakeside compound of El Duque, and I didn't show.
I, therefor, am now Alphonso's servant and lackey.
I will learn football, so that I have no free time all year long.
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Let this proof stand forever that schedules matter.
ReplyDeleteYeah, those Mets are a powerhouse.
ReplyDeleteimagine if we had won just one of those fucking games against those assholes. just one. the al east would already be won.
ReplyDeleteI admit it.
ReplyDeleteI, SUPERFRANKENSTEIN, am a wimp.
I had the chance to face Alponso, mano a mano, in a manhattan a/o tequila shots and beer consumption contest this weekend at the lakeside compound of El Duque, and I didn't show.
I, therefor, am now Alphonso's servant and lackey.
I will learn football, so that I have no free time all year long.
I will no longer date younger women.
I punked out when the opportunity came.
When the going got tough, I got going.
I am a lamb.
Ewe me.