Future John Sterling catchphrases for Melky

As Melky Cabrera goes mainstream, John needs more than just, "The Melkman delivers!" and "The Melky Way!" He needs to Melk it for all it’s worth:
Some possibilities:
HAVE ANOTHER SIP OF THE MELK OF HUMAN KINDNESS!

HOME RUN! INTO THE LAND OF MELK AND HONEY!

THAR HE BLOWS! A WHALE OF A HIT BY THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVELIST, HERMAN MELKVILLE!

DOWN THE HATCH! HERE COMES THE MELK OF MAGNESIA!

NO MORE GOOD-GOODIE GIRL, I’M CHANGIN’ AND HOW, SO STRIKE UP THE BAND ‘CAUSE HERE COMES THOROUGHLY MODERN MELKY NOW!

A-ONE, AND A-TWO, IT’S THE CHAMPAGNE ORCHESTRA AND LAWRENCE MELK!