Tuesday, June 2, 2009

El Duque Hires Consultant to Fight Ill-Designed "Democratic" Poll Results

Meet my advisor: Norm "Mr. Democracy" Coleman.

I've taken this action because the stakes are so important.

If Melky suffers The Curse, we have Gardner to play CF.

If John Sterling goes down, we have... Fran Healy? Is Frank Messer still alive? We have nobody. Not only that, but if the Voice of the Yankees Driven by Jeep falls, he could take the entire franchise with him.

Therefore.... I AM PLACING AN ASTERISK NEXT TO THE DESIGNATION OF JOHN STERLING AS MAY YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

Norm can sort this out, after he finishes his work in Minnesota.

Expect a final ruling by 2012.
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4 comments:

  1. StangJune 2, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    Can anyone send me a photo of el duque? I will use it to prepare a scathing Blingee.

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  2. AnonymousJune 2, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    I could but things would just turn really creepy if I did.

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  3. BernBabyBernJune 2, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    "Scathing Blingee"

    I think that band played at a frat party I was at once

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  4. Whitey FraudJune 2, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    Why don't you just secede from the blog, you SORE LOSERMAN!

    A total Duque Bag.

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