Friday, June 12, 2009

Is it possible that Nick Swisher is actually just a doddering dolt?

Starting to wonder: Could that infectious smile be a sign of mental retardation?

Always loose, good with kids, high on life... idiot?

Tattoo about gramma, pointing to sky, always jovial... cretin?

Doubled off second, misses fly ball, called strike three... moron?

I hate to be this way.

Eight straight to Boston brings it out.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 12, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    # Apr. '09: Nick Swisher

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  2. AnonymousJune 12, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    shouldn't you be on a plane to texas duque?

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  3. Alibi IkeJune 12, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    I told you in the spring that he'd seem like a gamer and play like a goomer. The White Sox had high hopes for him last year, but Ozzie benched him when he batted .220 and he sulked and bitched all season.

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  4. AnonymousJune 12, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    Bingo! Matsui, Damon and swisher should take the same private jet out of town.

    Dennis Tampa

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