Monday, June 1, 2009

Marte Stubs Toe

It's not funny. It really, really, frickin hurts.

Get well, Old Chum.

UPDATE: I hope it wasn't on one of those marble coffee tables they put in motels. Those things don't give an inch. They make them really heavy, so nobody will steal them. Smash a toe on one of them... Yeeeeow. Out six weeks.
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2 comments:

  1. StangJune 1, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    Oh dear God. Does Suzyn know?

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  2. Orthopedist AlphonsoJune 2, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    Duque,

    First of all, Nady is not coming back.

    He will stay allyear in Tampa, and finally concede to having surgery again.

    Two years from now, he'll be playing RF for the Indians and hitting .310.

    Marte's little toe may hurt, but it ain't like injuring a real toe. This one can be hacked off, and he can still walk guys, and not get lefties out.

    Molina's quad is reminding me of Sinorice Moss, who missed an entire season with a pulled quad muscle.

    I hope Cervelli can hit.

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