Thursday, June 4, 2009

Message from Boston

LEAVE PAPI ALOOOOOOOOONE!

He's a nice man, with a warm smile, he didn't hurt nobody, he never killed anyone, he just wants to play ball, he wants people to like him, he doesn't sell drugs, and why does everybody have to be so mean, because he's big, and just because he's not hitting doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings, so LEAVE PAPI ALOOOOONE.
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5 comments:

  1. BostownedJune 4, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    LOL!!!!!!!

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  2. Vladimir Ilych GammonsJune 4, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    But it was a *hard* single to center last night!

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  3. AnonymousJune 4, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    he doubled...asshole

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  4. Vladimir Ilyich GammonsJune 4, 2009 at 10:02 PM

    Anal-onymous:

    Wow, his OPS is approaching .300

    They might be able to trade him for a draft pick if this keeps up!

    He's currently tied with 6 NL pitchers and one AL pitcher for the lead in home runs FOR PITCHERS!

    But he is still one HR behind the NL lead FOR PITCHERS!

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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  5. Vladimir Ilyich GammonsJune 4, 2009 at 10:05 PM

    P.S.

    Yankee relief pitcher Nick Swisher has 10 HR's.

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