Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Rangers scolded Vincente Padilla for going Youkilis on Teixiera

They put him on waivers, a meaningless gesture since no team other than North Korea is stupid enough to pick up his $9 million contract.

I say we should grab him and have him peel potatoes as a scullery maid in the new Yankee Steakhouse.

That what Doctor Doom always wanted to do with Sue Storm. If it's good enough for Doctor Doom, it's good enough for me.
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5 comments:

  1. JoeJune 4, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    gah, aj just got suspended 6 games for his retaliation.

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  2. Stupid Franky StineJune 4, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    Dr. Doom? In the comical booques?

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  3. WondercatJune 4, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Good News: Wang is no longer last in ERA among players with more than five innings.
    Not Good News: Marte is now last.

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  4. WondercatJune 4, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    "Shot down the line, it is high, it is far, IT IS GONE! The MELKMAN! DELIVERS! Two run homerun gives the Yankees a two-run lead in the bottom of the eight"

    Slump-busting call if Ive ever heard one.

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  5. WondercatJune 4, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    And with that mighty roar the Index likely cracks the six second mark, ending a period that seemed far longer than it was. The world, and entire The Melky-Way for that matter, is right again.

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