We all know John's iconic home run calls for our side: AN A-BOMB... FROM A-ROD! THE MELKMAN DELIVERS! GEORGIE JUICES ONE!
It's time for Thuuuuuh Voice to exalt when our enemies fail. This is a cruel world. To make it, you gotta negative.
We have suggestions:
When Kevin Youkilis is beaned:
"BOING! IT'S A 'YOUK ON THE CUKE!' HEY, ARISTOLE, WHAT'S GOING ON? I DUNNO. IT'S ALL GREEK TO ME!"
When David Ortiz hits a popup:
"IT IS HIGH. IT IS VERY HIGH. IT IS NOT FAR. IT IS A BIG POP-UP... BY BIG PAPI. BURY ANOTHER JERSEY 'NEATH THE STADIUM! THE STAR OF DAVID JUST FELL TO EARTH!"
When Dice-K gets hammered:
"BOSTON'S ACE SAYS 'SYONARA!' ANOTHER EARLY EXIT FROM THE JAPANESE NATIONAL TREASURE! HOIST A GLASS OF MATSU-SAKI!"
When Jacoby Ellsbury strikes out:
"HELLO, COOPERSTOWN! MESSAGE FROM NEW YORK. HOLD OFF ON THE PLAQUE! THE EL-TRAIN JUST STOPPED IN EL-MIRA!"
When Jonathan Papebon blows a save:
"WHOOPS! FLUSH THE TOILET! IT'S ANOTHER WICKED BAD CRAP FROM A WICKED BAD PAP!"
When Grady Sizemore boots one:
"WHAT'S THE GRADE FOR GRADY? E! A GRADE 'E!' FOR GRADY!"
I used to play this with my friends - John Sterling calls the Mets:
ReplyDeleteCarlos Beltran - "Beltran belts one!"
David Wright - "Oh, the mighty David has done it again. That's the Wright Stuff!"
Carlos Delgado - "Delgado del- GOT ONE!"
Jose Reyes - "Jose can you see? That one Reyes'd the roof!"
Ramon Castro (ex-Met) - "A Blastro! From Castro!"
Ryan Church - "If it's flyin, it's Ryan!"
Angel Pagan - "Another Angel gets his wings!"
Luis Castillo - (Not necessary. Will never happen.)
John Sterling + Mets name calls = death to ear drums.
ReplyDeleteBTW, how the hell did Grady Sizemore get added to that?
Yeah, why Sizemore? Why not add Nelson Cruz?
ReplyDeleteAfter his A-Bomb for Matsui...
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting to see A-Rod launch one of Matsuzaka followed by:
IT'S AN A-BOMB FROM A-ROD... MATZUSAKA, NAGASAKI, HIRSHIMA... BOOM, THAT WAS A BLAST!
oops Hiroshima
ReplyDeletecompletely culturally insensitive... obviously you have to hope that doesn't spill out.
But you never know, you never know what is going to happen.