Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Luis Castillo Voted June YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

LUIS CASTILLO, "THE JACKIE ROBINSON" OF YANKEE EMPLOYEES OF THE MONTH. THE FIRST NON-YANKEE TO BE PUT ON THE UNOFFICIAL PAYROLL BY IT IS HIGH.

THANK YOU, LUIS, FOR HELPING THE YANKEES IN A TIME OF CRISIS. THE FANS APPRECIATE YOUR WORK.

CURSE, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!




8 comments:

  1. Fine. All right. Whatever.

    I'm certainly not going to tag this with an asterisk. It would only insult the voters, something I'd never do.

    What if we have a 24-hour waiting period next time? You know, you put up the nomination, people actually get time to think, and then you make the poll? And you actually read the nominations thread before you do it? Would that be all right? Because that would settle this, as far as I'm concerned.

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  2. Oops. Dropped a word:

    "You know, you put up the nomination thread, people actually get time to think, and then you make the poll?"

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  3. SuperFrankenstein,

    In life, somebody has to make the hard calls.

    Somebody has to cut the program, declare the war, fire the fat guy, throw out the bad clams. He can't just look to the third base ump and say, "I donno, did he swing?"

    One thing I like about Iran: They have a guy who goes by the name of Supreme Leader.

    You wanna be Supreme Leader? Fine. But you gotta do the work. You gotta cut the program, declare the war, fire the fat guy, throw out the bad clams.

    Are you up to it, or are you just another blogger who sits back and complains?

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  4. I knew the Ayatollah was your role model.

    Thanks for admitting it.

    Case closed.

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  5. Guys, guys, guys, would the inclusion of the other nominees really have produced an upset one of the most dominating performances in a YEOM poll that we have ever seen? I think not. All the bitching is ungrounded, and I resent it.

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  6. Adam, don't try injecting common sense into debates around here. It won't work, never has worked, and could be grounds for a 6-game suspension (although it could be reduced to 5 games on appeal).

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  7. Hey Adam; just worry about your woman and that snake over there, OK?

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