Friday, September 4, 2009

Jerzy pols use Yanks to undermine democracy

How can we safeguard elections in Afghanistan when we can't hold Jersey?

Garden State Gov. Corzine wants to delay a debate until Oct. 22, a special night in the Yankiverse (and not because of NBC's comedy lineup.) Independent candidate Chris Daggett calls it a Rovian plot to keep IT IS HIGH and SHE-FAN from unleashing our investigative teams across Mt. Freedom, Whippany and Parsippany.

"Daggett noted that if the debate takes place on Oct. 22, it will compete for viewers against the fifth game of the American League championship series.

"Daggett, a
Yankees fan, said "to insist on moving it to a particular date three weeks later is a blatant attempt to shift the debate into the heart of baseball playoff mania that will most likely include both the Yankees and the Phillies."

WE ENDORSE CHRIS DAGGETT
FOR GOV. OF JERSEY.

DAGGETT '09
YANKEES '09

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