They now have Giambi patroling first, while Jose Contreras sweats bullets out on the mound.
Apparently, the deal for Shef fell through, and they're still haggling over the price of Miguel Cairo.
Speaking of the Cont... You almost think his mission in life is to pitch until our botched trade of him starts to look good again. At least Estaban Loiza is out of baseball.
I consider Contreras the Greatest Yankee Sweat Gland of this new millenium. He could bring the wave. He could have supplied salt for Gandhi. Hook him to water turbines, and he could power Kansas City.
Top Yankee Sweaters of New Millenium
1. Jose "Niagara Falls" Contreras
2. Jeff "I'm melting" Weaver
3. David "Open Tap" Wells
4. Roger "River Jordan" Clemens
5. Orlando "the Ocean" Hernandez.
I wonder how they would have fared against the Babe?
How bout John Wetteland? That guy's sweat-stained cap said it all plus he has the name!!
ReplyDeleteHow do you leave Giambi off this list? How?? He looked like he took a shower between every inning. In fact, I'm not entirely sure that wasn't the case.
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