Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Waiting for Bruney


GIRARDI: Have you seen him?

MARIANO: That depends on who you mean.

GIRARDI: Him. Of the bridge. He was supposed to come.

MARIANO: I have not seen him.

GIRARDI: I called upon him. I thought he would come.

MARIANO: The one who came was not him.

GIRARDI: Tell me, the person you saw... he walked another leadoff hitter?

MARIANO: He walked another leadoff hitter.

GIRARDI: Then who was the one who came?

MARIANO: That depends on who you mean.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    Wow, you guys are so sophisticated and literary and whatnot. Still waiting for a Red Sox 2009 season and/or Theo Epstein's offseason plans vs. driving off a bridge in Chappaquiddick metaphor...

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    Thats silly. Everyone knows the gritty small market dirty dirt mudders never say die. Theyll probably hold a bake sale this off season or have a car wash and save up for some more pitching depth. I hear Nolan Ryan wants to make a mid season return next year. Thats all upside.

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