Tuesday, October 13, 2009

10 Reasons Why We'll Beat the Angels


1. We owe them. They don't owe us. We. Owe. Them.

2. "Fly ball to deep right field... Abreu has a bead on it... AND IT'S OFF THE WALL!"

3. LA can't handle the idea of the Weaver family replacing the Kardashians.

4. Kate Hudson, Minka Kelly, will recruit Hollywood pals, turn city against home team.

5. Our governor could beat up theirs -- and he's frickin' blind!

6. Yankees, having finally beaten powerhouse nemesis Minnesota, are team of destiny!

7. Torii Hunter isn't Joe Torre. And in LA, neither is Tori Spelling.

8. Rights to Nick Adenhart movie purchased by Roman Polansky.

9. Angels' pregame speech from Carrot Top falls flat.

10. Mariano is not Spanish for "Papelbon."

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