Tuesday, October 13, 2009

These ads should have been swept in the first round

The nuclear-teated shadow babe creeps me out. They claim its her lungs glowing. Don't look like lungs to me. She doesn't need an asthma inhaler. She needs a lead-lined bra.


The 2009 Former SNL Comic Full Employment Act. Where's Randy Quaid?


Every two innings, it's Madam Milk Makers...
Then the corporate hobo, texting from a park bench. Use a phone, fer kricesake.

Only one ad sold me.

at

5 comments:

  1. MattGOctober 13, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    You left out possibly the most overplayed commercial on there... black taco?

    http://blogs.chron.com/forkandcork/blackjack2.jpg

    ReplyDelete
  2. StangOctober 13, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    At least Frank TV is dead and gone.

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousOctober 13, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    yeah but lopez tonight is in its place.


    NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A RSVP

    ReplyDelete
  4. dadlakOctober 13, 2009 at 6:51 PM

    Chevy is hot! He's got a job on the soon-to-be-cancelled (unless it gets a whole lot better) NBC comedy "Community".

    ReplyDelete
  5. JohnFOctober 15, 2009 at 8:51 PM

    As horrible as these ads are-- and they are all really horrible -- nothing can really compare to the sheer awfulness of the "1-877-CARS4KIDS" ones that they play on WFAN. Those lead to automatic turning-off.

    ReplyDelete

Members of the blog can comment. To receive an e-mailed invitation, write to johnandsuzyn@gmail.com. And check spam if it doesn't show up. (Google account required.)

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.