Tuesday, October 6, 2009

From now on, positive thoughts... positive chants...


Repeat, o grasshoppers, after me:

We have the best team in baseball.

We have the best record in baseball.

We have the best firstbaseman in baseball.

We have the best shortstop in baseball.

We have the best closer in baseball.

We have the best manager in baseball.

We have the best infield in baseball.

We have the best three starters in baseball.

We have the best tradition in baseball.
WE HAVE THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL..

Are you reading, Alphonso?

From now on, everybody... positives.
ONLY POSITIVES.
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 6, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    We have the best backup catcher in baseball.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 6, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    We have the best disgruntled starting catcher in baseball.

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  3. JohnFOctober 6, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    Again, what's all this "WE" shit?

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  4. el duqueOctober 6, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    We.

    We are the world.

    We are the Yankees.

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  5. JoeOctober 6, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    wednesday offical....BRING IT ON!!!

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  6. dadlakOctober 6, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    We have the best team in baseball.
    Value judgement...time will tell.

    We have the best record in baseball. True

    We have the best firstbaseman in baseball. Pujols?

    We have the best shortstop in baseball. Hanley Ramirez?

    We have the best closer in baseball. True

    We have the best manager in baseball. Tony LaRussa?

    We have the best infield in baseball. Debatable, but likely.

    We have the best three starters in baseball. Cardinals?

    We have the best tradition in baseball. Most successful to be sure.

    WE HAVE THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL..see above.

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  7. KnobbyOctober 6, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    Hanley Ramirez is no one compared to Derek Jeter. Have you forgot he is an amazing human being? He said only positives and you, my friend, are not being positive!

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  8. dadlakOctober 6, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    Sorry...forgot about the amazing human being factor. My bad.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 6, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    2004*
    2007*
    18-1

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  10. Alph on XanaxOctober 7, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    Duque,

    I listened. I read your poem twice. I reviewed the reasons to worry. And I see your urgent note for positive thoughts in this "karma chant."

    So I went long and made positive predictions.

    And now, you hold me up as a possible jynx.

    You can't have it both ways unless you are "bi."

    If we have 50 mph wind gusts tonight, will they help us or hurt us?

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