How else to explain George's vibrant, elegant official public statement, officially issued Monday?
George is launching a new career as a pro speechwriter!
Next White House press secretary?
Lobbyist for Pharma?
Fox News All-Star Analyst?
"This has been a tremendous year for our team as we have settled into our new home. The New York Yankees are proud of our rich history of outstanding players and this year's team has worked hard to prove that they are worthy of the great distinction of calling themselves Yankees.
"We look forward to finishing what we started this season and never losing sight of our goal - to bring another championship to the best fans in the world and the great city of New York."
If that picture was taken today it would have been a photoshop. What a shit ton of work that is without photoshop.
ReplyDeleteI wonder when was the last time he actually wrote one of these statements.
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