John crushes a 7.21-second walkoff WinWarble to beat Minnesota in the 11th

He nearly blew the original homerun call, which disappeared into the stands too quickly for his conventional "IT IS HIGH..." poetry stanza. He simply bellowed... "GONE, GONE."

But John regrouped, flung a competent, "YOU'RE ON THE MARK, TEIXIERA!" into the night air, and gave a 35-second victory giddyblather, summing up the home run, the game, and the rise of humanity, before delivering this 7.21-second WinGasm.