Redsock fans don't have a "growing" problem; they have a "going" problem

At first, me and the guys thought it sucked
that the team was poppin' steroids, but jeez,
winnin' the championships was fookinay prime!

But then Jerry -- he takes health claims for
the tow-lift operators' local -- he says,
"Listen, Joey, that fookin Papi and Tek, all those guys,
they don't got a 'growin'' problem.
What they got is a 'goin'' problem!"

He says, "Jesus H, the freakin' Angels get on first,
and they're goin' on the next pitch!
They just keep goin' and goin' and goin'!
Whaddafuk happened to Martinez!
He throws like my cousin, Beatrice,
after she got her boobs done!"

I says, "Kriceawmighty, we gotta get some pills!"
I'm figuring, they can keep the growin' stuff,
cause what's Georgieboy Mitchell gonna do, toss 'em?
But we gotta start takin' pills to stop the "goin'."
Mingah! These freakin' Angels are goin' all the time!

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