When he announced his Gandhi-like intentions to root for Boston in the 2007 post-season, Rudy learned the hard way what most of us learn in the schoolyard:
The only good Redsock fan is a whipped and spiritually beaten one.
So let's give them another dose of culture.
Autumn in New England
Goblin face with tortured eyes,
Crusted skins on pumpkin pies,
Leaves a-crumbling, brown and red,
Like Ted Williams' head.
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Children kicking there and here,
Soccer with the frozen sphere!
Playing near the old woodshed,
With Ted Williams' head.
Soccer with the frozen sphere!
Playing near the old woodshed,
With Ted Williams' head.
.
Youk still angry; Dustin, short,
Bro still in and out of court;
Papi's pee still glowing red,
Like Ted Williams' head.
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Bro still in and out of court;
Papi's pee still glowing red,
Like Ted Williams' head.
.
Old John Henry, back to scratch,
Two Viagras, down the hatch!
Owner's wife asleep in bed,
Like Ted Williams' head.
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Two Viagras, down the hatch!
Owner's wife asleep in bed,
Like Ted Williams' head.
.
Dice K throwing every day,
Elbow hurts? He'll be OK!
Schilling's heel still painted red,
Like Ted Williams' head.
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Elbow hurts? He'll be OK!
Schilling's heel still painted red,
Like Ted Williams' head.
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Redsock Nation, full of fight,
Nothing on TV tonight.
Days grown chilly, cold and dead,
Like Ted Williams' head.
Nothing on TV tonight.
Days grown chilly, cold and dead,
Like Ted Williams' head.
This justifies your existence, Dirk.
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