Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Despite disputed qualifications, Kate Hudson voted October YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

Actress Kate Hudson -- daughter of actress Goldie Hawn and one of the almost-famous Hudson brothers, (Ernie?) -- has been voted


OCTOBER YANKEE
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!


The award was given as a result of a month in which Hudson -- former star of "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" -- batted .360 with 6 home runs and 18 RBIs, while fielding a flawless third base. Her key home runs against Minnesota, California and Philadelphia led the Yankees to the cusp of the franchise's 27th World Championship.

Questions were raised when it became apparent that Hudson is not technically a Yankee employee but is a "friend" of one. Under New York State law, working benefits cannot legally be extended to friends or acquaintances of contractually hired employees, except in extreme circumstances, such as a great post-season by that certain employee!



Congratulations, Ms. October!

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16 comments:

  1. KnobbyNovember 3, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    I was a strong Suzyn supporter from the start, but I wan to congratulate Ms Hudson on her victory. A-rod has been amazing this post-season and its obvious Kate's doing.

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  2. Alphonso is rightNovember 3, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    A-Rod cannot get credit for his accomplishments so far, until the Yankees win the championship.

    If we don't get it, whatever he did is nothing.

    Nothing.

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  3. Kelly November 3, 2009 at 10:43 PM

    wow...........lol

    I voted for Suzyn

    Congrats Kate

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  4. dadlakNovember 3, 2009 at 11:01 PM

    I'm sure A-Rod wouldn't have gotten those three RBI doubles in Games Four and Five had not Kate kissed his boo-boos from the two Game Three HBPs. Those really hurt and you could see that his feelings were hurt too. A caring female can really come in handy during such hard times.

    Great choice by the voters, and great work by El Duque to find that little known exception in NY State Law that allowed the recognition despite Ms. Hudson not being an actual Yankee employee or spouse.

    Thanks also to WalMart for their continued sponsorship of the Yankee Employee of the Month award. I see that the extortionist has been pretty quiet lately. He must have gotten the message.

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  5. dadlakNovember 3, 2009 at 11:08 PM

    I am concerned about the lack of gender sensitivity shown by the wording of the certificate - "in recognition for HIS potential for future outstanding performance" (emphasis added).

    Or is there something about "Ms" Hudson that we do not know?

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  6. Bob ShirleyNovember 3, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    What we didn't know was that her middle name is GARRY! WTF?!? Why was this information withheld? Of course there's going to be gender confusion here.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    Obviously the credit belongs to her dad, Snake Plisken, for giving A-Rod "the pre-date talk".

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  8. SnatchNovember 4, 2009 at 8:36 AM

    Is it possible to give the award to her vagina?

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  9. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    Just remember that Ms Hudson was able to accomplish more in one short season than C-Rod was ever able to do in 4 seasons as a member of the Yankee Family.

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  10. PinstripepowerNovember 4, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    i voted for her, and on behalf of her vagina, i would like to accept this award.

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  11. GeofredoNovember 4, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    You give the people a chance to vote for a non-employee and they do it every time.
    Suzyn - a real yankee - was robbed!

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  12. Joe DePastryNovember 4, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    If she played third flawlessly she had a better month than A-Roid.

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  13. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    Can you expand the picture. Who's behind her causing her to make the "O" face?

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  14. el duqueNovember 5, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    It is O-wen Wilson, former co-star, apparently at a basketball game. I'm guessing Lakers. From her days in "You, Me and Dupree."

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