Tuesday, November 3, 2009

"You're off the mark, Teixeira!" Suggested future calls for Mr. Sterling if the Yankees blow this

I ain't sayin' it's gonna happen.

But if the Yankees blow this thing, well, I'm just glad we're a neutral site, without bias or lean, because you hotheads in the Yankiverse could turn pretty negative. I can even imagine John changing his calls.


"A K-bomb, from A-Rod."

"And the Melk Man delabors!"

"Robbie Cano, why don't you know?"

"El Capitan'... and Tennille."

"It's Johnny on the pot!"

"Nick Swisher... Suckalicious!"

"Georgie junks one!"

"Phil Choke."

"What a shitty job by Joba!"
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    I love "and the Melkman delabors!"

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  2. MattGNovember 3, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    You, sir, are a genius.

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  3. Alibi IkeNovember 3, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    Jesus Christ, you're starting to sound like a Cub fan. A very clever Cub fan, but a Cub fan nonetheless.

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  4. Frank CervelliNovember 3, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    I wasn't kidding earlier. I want my chance. I don't throw back to the mound like Mackey Sasser. And I don't argue balls and strikes like a petulant 10th grader. I want my chance.

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  5. AliBeNovember 3, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    "What a shitty job by joba!" haha perfect.

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  6. UnknownNovember 3, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    Journalism at its finest.
    Piss-funny stuff.

    The Joba one's had me laughing unexpectedly, on and off, for the past half hour.

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  7. MikeNovember 3, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    What about "Derek Jeter! El CRAPitane!"?

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  8. dadlakNovember 3, 2009 at 11:07 PM

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  9. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 11:52 PM

    Or... "What the fuck is that shit on Joba's hat ?"

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  10. Conan TynanNovember 4, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    "Phil Jews!"

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