Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Name The November Employee Of The Month Now!

El Duque,

I come before you with a humble and contrite heart.

I also come before you on behalf of Yankee fans everywhere.

I recognize that the people just named Kate Hudson Employee Of The Month for October.

But we are in November now.

And, for better or worse, November is the month that counts.

Use your power, kind sir, and name Hideki Matsui the November Employee Of The Month now!

Yes you can!
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14 comments:

  1. GWC3November 5, 2009 at 12:13 AM

    I second the nomination.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 12:15 AM

    MATSUI
    MATSUI
    MATSUI
    MATSUI
    MATSUI!

    TENTICLE PORN FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

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  3. BernBabyBernNovember 5, 2009 at 12:25 AM

    If Sterling does a 12-second warble, then I think Hideki might have some competition.

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  4. Tim BettsNovember 5, 2009 at 12:30 AM

    What about the most influential man in Yankee Stadium history?

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  5. michael keiNovember 5, 2009 at 12:39 AM

    Woo! I was driven by Jeep to the Yankee's 27th World Series Championship!

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  6. SeanNovember 5, 2009 at 12:45 AM

    Awesome win!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 1:13 AM

    Without Hairston, we don't win that game.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 1:22 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnZ6Ktjynh0

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  9. Jim Leyritz's CellmateNovember 5, 2009 at 1:48 AM

    I sent a shipment of tentacle school-girl rape hentai to Matsui before the game. I think that seals the employee of the month for me.

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  10. Yankee ShamusNovember 5, 2009 at 1:55 AM

    Tears...

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  11. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 2:19 AM

    This needs to be done quickly while he's still officially a Yankee.

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  12. VirginiaO'PossumNovember 5, 2009 at 2:59 AM

    Runner up: Charlie Manuel.

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  13. Whitey FraudNovember 5, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    GOD-zilla!

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  14. dadlakNovember 5, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    Is Matsui still a Yankee? When does his contract officially expire? Does NY State Law offer an exception for past employees who have not found other employment?

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