Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Another el Dukie fix



I've been "away" for a while. I swear she looked... well, never mind.

I borrowed a Blackberry from one of the trustees here and thought I'd do a quick post, sports fans.

So what's going on? An election of some kind? How nice.

The fix is in, of course, but any votes that go to me should instead be awarded to SuperFrak or Alpo or even that new fellow, Deadhead.

I appreciate your love and recognition but until I am again at liberty — around pitchers and catchers day — I'd like to release my delegates and allow them to vote for anyone of their choice, except for that putrid reprobate, El Dumbo, the infamous election stealer and protegee of Cheney, Rove and Co.

I urge those of you who have already voted for this dripping butt-plug to change your vote post haste.

Even Mons Meg would be preferable.
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2 comments:

  1. el duqueDecember 29, 2009 at 9:37 PM

    Fraud,

    So you're releasing your two votes?

    Wow.

    Does the name Harold Stassen mean anything?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Whitey FraudDecember 29, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    Time to go to Woolworth's to buy a new pair of glasses, Dumbass.

    "Cheaters," I think they're called.

    ReplyDelete

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