Friday, January 1, 2010

My Acceptance Speech as Yankee IT IS HIGH Blogger of the Decade

Wow! This statue is heavier than I expected! (Laughter... shouts of "We love you!")

I love you too!

(Applause. Chanting of name.)

This was completely unexpected. To be honest, when I saw my name up there, listed with the others, well, just to be nominated, it was incredible.


(Shout of, "You're incredible!" Followed by applause.)


I want to thank the little people who helped me get here. There are just too many names to list, and I don't want to leave anyone out, so I won't even try. (Applause. Female shouts, "I want your baby!")

I'll be in room 323. (Applause.)

Mostly, I want to thank you, the general public. And God. I want to thank God. And everybody. (Music starts to play.) This is incredible! I AM THE KING OF THE BLOG. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, EVERY ONE OF YOU!
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24 comments:

  1. Rufus T. FireflyJanuary 1, 2010 at 10:01 AM

    8:04 a.m.?

    Just getting in?

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  2. Whitey FraudJanuary 1, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    http://bit.ly/75P4ky

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  3. el duqueJanuary 1, 2010 at 10:39 AM

    Whitey,

    When I mentioned the little people, I was thinking of you.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 1, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    Fix.

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  5. el duqueJanuary 1, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    Anonymous,

    I mentioned you too.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 1, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    Fixed, anonymous got outvoted in the final day by 13?

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  7. dadlakJanuary 1, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    Seeing pictures of the two candidates obviously swayed late voters with bod winning over bag.

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  8. She-FanJanuary 1, 2010 at 1:15 PM

    Congratulations. Will you use your landslide to get the health care bill passed?

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  9. el duqueJanuary 1, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    It was the little people who did it. Someone put the word out that I was in trouble, and it spread like wildfire across the land.

    It's a wonderful blog.

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  10. StangJanuary 1, 2010 at 1:34 PM

    This is such bullshit.

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  11. el duqueJanuary 1, 2010 at 1:39 PM

    Superfrankenstein,

    I wanted to mention you specifically, but I couldn't think of the right words. Let this message now convey my gratitude to you and yours. All the best. From the bottom of my heart, thank you, thank you, thank you.

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  12. Lee AtwaterJanuary 1, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    Congrats Duque. Great Job!

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  13. unanimousJanuary 1, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    Horseshit.

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  14. el duqueJanuary 1, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    I wish I could come to each of your homes and thank you personally, but only Anonymous can do that.

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  15. Gringo StarrJanuary 1, 2010 at 11:31 PM

    Degrading and demeaning = duque

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  16. Jim LeyritzJanuary 2, 2010 at 9:47 AM

    Wanna go for a ride?

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  17. el duqueJanuary 2, 2010 at 9:51 AM

    Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    So you admit I'm the more capable and qualified candidate. Thanks. When will you admit to stuffing the ballot box ?

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  19. dadlakJanuary 2, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    I'll admit to stuffing the ballot box - four times from four different computers. Duque! Duque! Duque! Duque! (Also Alphonso, Superfrank and Wailin' Suzyn)

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  20. el duqueJanuary 2, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    That's the trouble with you, Anonymous. You're a sore loser, and everybody knows.

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  21. Whitney FraudJanuary 2, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    So Deadhead is an el Douchebag acolyte. Lovely.

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  22. dadlakJanuary 2, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    Derek Jeter isn't the only amazing human being in the Yankiverse.

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  23. Jeb BushJanuary 3, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    Way to go, buddy!

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  24. Katherine HarrisJanuary 4, 2010 at 10:17 PM

    Call me Duke!

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