Monday, February 8, 2010

In off-season roster move, Arod adds Cameron Diaz to compete for opening on left testicle



The Yankees may have a new First Baseline First Lady!

Take that, Kate Hudson. Arod is back on the Hollywood prowl and - as long as he doesn't run into Kurt Russell in a back alley - he might be hoisting a couple Golden Globes.

Supposedly, he was glomming onto former Charlie's Angel Cameron Diaz at a Super Bowl celebrity mixer this weekend. Well played! On a bad hair day, (Think: There's Somethng About Mary) this lady can still bring her Shrek voice.

Our new good luck charm?
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3 comments:

  1. BernBabyBernFebruary 9, 2010 at 8:15 AM

    Now that she's dumped that Brett Favv-ree guy.

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  2. dadlakFebruary 9, 2010 at 9:02 AM

    She's probably just angling for an IIH Employee of the Month award.

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  3. ChrisFebruary 13, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    I'll tell you who we need him to be with...Kourtney Kardashian! Khloe Kardashian worked for the Lakers, Kim worked for the Saints, now we need Kourtney in New York. Those sisters=championships

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