"Pitcher X:" Is that how we should view "Have-a-Homer Javy" Vazquez?

That's how Joe at New York Mag seez it.

"If the Yankees signed an unnamed Pitcher X with these numbers to be their fourth starter, no one would bat an eye."

I HEREBY PROPOSE TO THE YANKIVERSE THAT, AS A GOOD WILL GESTURE... SHOWING THAT WE ARE A PEACEFUL AND LOVING TRIBE... WE SHOULD NAME JAVIER VAZQUEZ HONORARY YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH OF MARCH.

And men shall say, "This was our finest haur."