Wednesday, March 31, 2010

We have isolated the targeted districts

We must bomb them. We must kill them. We must pull the trigger on their deaths.

I speak metaphorically, of course.

We do not want to physically harm our American League opponents, but merely exercise our freedom to stomp our spiked heels upon their home plates, to march around their inner bases and crush them in the free marketplace of diamond competition.
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4 comments:

  1. GWC3March 31, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    Why are we targeting Houston?

    Or, for that matter, Santa Barbara, CA, Wichita, KS and Central Michigan?

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  2. .Senator BlutarskyMarch 31, 2010 at 1:38 PM

    Did we panic when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

    NO!

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  3. adamMarch 31, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    Seattle will be safe, BUT GODDAMNIT IF TACOMA MAY BE IN THE FALLOUT REGION.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 31, 2010 at 11:30 PM

    Tacoma looks clear, but La Center, WA is in for a bad day.

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