We have to find another starter. Javy Dick-Head is just plain lousy in the American League.His fast ball, in which he has no confidence, maxes out at about 87mph. He can't get breaking balls over and, when he does, they " hang." Bobby Abreu has 10 dingers off this dude already.
Javy Dick-head has no confidence or presence on the mound, he aims the ball and he shouldn't be allowed to wear our uniform.
He guarantees that we will lose every 4th game and look bad doing so. I say dump this pig.
So now we know that former Yankee corner outfielders own Javy Vazquez. Thank God Mel Hall is retired...
ReplyDeleteVazquez looked as worthless as tits on a bull today. I'd rather see JOBAMANIA up there, to be honest- and that's crazy talk.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can ship Javy and Damaso out together. Maybe we'll have to eat some salary to move them. We'd still have to find somebody dumb enough to take them. The Nationals need pitching?
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ReplyDeleteCashMoney is already working out a Javy for Strasburg deal straight up
I know time is of the essence, but I just wish Alphonso had taken a few minutes to come up with a wittier nickname than Javy Dick-Head.
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