Friday, July 9, 2010

10 Reasons Why LeBron chose Miami

1. Primo ganja.

2. Beautiful sunsets on the beach.

3. Beautiful sunsets on the beach, stoned with primo ganja.

4. Hot women, hot music, hot food.

5. Hot women, hot music, hot food, stoned with primo ganja.

6. Marlins games.

7. Whales that kill their trainers.

8. Gloria Estefan.

9. Free TV sets during riots.

10. Primo ganja.

2 comments:

  1. Plus he can read the English-language version of El Nuevo Herald, The Miami Herald.

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  2. How about he's also a pansy? He'll get to play A-Rod to Wade's Jeter. Hard to believe this is what his legacy's turned into.

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