Wednesday, July 7, 2010

10 Reasons Yankee fan LeBron James will choose New York

1. Guys on streets sell Rolexes for only $10!

2. Chance to meet Rudy Giuliani, hero of 9/11!

3. Every day can stand outside Today Show, wave to people.

4. American Idiot: The Broadway Musical!
5. No annoying cabbies (None speak English.)

6. Can spit wherever you want.

7. Two-dollar foot rubs from Donald Trump.

8. Strangers on street shout, "Gu-mornin'!" 

9. Thirty-minute drive to Bayonne.

10. Proud winning tradition of Knicks.
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3 comments:

  1. nutballgazetteJuly 7, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    The Big News is Labron is going to sign with the Nearby WWE and become Heavyweight Champion of the World

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  2. Joe De PastryJuly 8, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    If he can't help thuuuuuuhh Yankees win, I couldn't care less where he goes.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 8, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Buck Foston says,

    He will rather sign with the New York Red Bulls then the Knicks.

    ReplyDelete

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