1. Guys on streets sell Rolexes for only $10!2. Chance to meet Rudy Giuliani, hero of 9/11!
3. Every day can stand outside Today Show, wave to people.
4. American Idiot: The Broadway Musical!
5. No annoying cabbies (None speak English.)
6. Can spit wherever you want.
7. Two-dollar foot rubs from Donald Trump.
8. Strangers on street shout, "Gu-mornin'!"
9. Thirty-minute drive to Bayonne.
10. Proud winning tradition of Knicks.
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3 comments:
The Big News is Labron is going to sign with the Nearby WWE and become Heavyweight Champion of the World
If he can't help thuuuuuuhh Yankees win, I couldn't care less where he goes.
Buck Foston says,
He will rather sign with the New York Red Bulls then the Knicks.
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