Major League Baseball has issued a warning to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim about this weekend's scheduled riots in Oakland. Main items of advice:1. Do not beat Oakland by more than 10 runs.
2. Do not perform finger-puppet shows with Rally Monkeys.
3. In restaurants, wear batting helmets.
4. Do not incite crowd to yell, "Kill the umpire!"
5. Remember league ban on looting.
6. Before entering bus, check for fire.
7. Do not throw rocks to showcase arm.
8. Wear Kevlar cups.
9. Do not "Go downtown."
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