Thursday, September 9, 2010

Compromise suggestions for things Florida minister could do to Quran, instead of burning it

1. Wearing dominatrix costume, spank with hairbrush.

2. Press poison ivy in pages for science project.
3. Dog ear sexy passages

4. Leave on living room coffee table still in wrapper

5. Encase in book jacket of celebrity autobiography

6. Use to prop up uneven chair

7. Carve out interior to hide pint liquor bottle

8. Offer as gag prize in Tea Party fundraiser 

9. Sit on after eating beans.

10. Keep chained in cellar for use as sex slave

11. Waterboard
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3 comments:

  1. Alibi IkeSeptember 9, 2010 at 10:57 PM

    12. Prop it up with a stick and use it to trap that no-good, cheese-thievin' MOUSE!

    ReplyDelete
  2. David BallelaSeptember 11, 2010 at 7:46 AM

    Robert Wagner was the minister's sex slave

    ReplyDelete
  3. Suzyn's BitchSeptember 14, 2010 at 8:54 AM

    Become rich beyond words by finding a way to use it to predict baseball....

    ReplyDelete

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