1. Wearing dominatrix costume, spank with hairbrush.
2. Press poison ivy in pages for science project.
3. Dog ear sexy passages
4. Leave on living room coffee table still in wrapper
5. Encase in book jacket of celebrity autobiography
6. Use to prop up uneven chair
7. Carve out interior to hide pint liquor bottle
8. Offer as gag prize in Tea Party fundraiser
9. Sit on after eating beans.
10. Keep chained in cellar for use as sex slave
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12. Prop it up with a stick and use it to trap that no-good, cheese-thievin' MOUSE!
Robert Wagner was the minister's sex slave
Become rich beyond words by finding a way to use it to predict baseball....
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