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Friday, September 17, 2010

The Captain Confesses: "I Was One Of The Three Tramps In Dallas"

In another stunning blow to the Captain's squeaky clean image,  expert photo analysis has revealed that Derek Jeter was one of the three tramps in Dallas.
Confronted with the evidence, the new candid Derek confessed.
"I was just a kid and I was there at a baseball camp run by Woody Harrelson's dad Ken, aka the Hawk."

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