All my balls are packed I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside the clubhouse door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But my ERA is breakin' far above what's norm
The fans are hating', they've caused a storm
Already I'm so lonesome I could die
So forgive me and pity me
Why oh why did you trade for me?
Forget me and this time really let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
I hope I won't be back again
Oh babe, I can't wait to go
“John had no guile. He didn’t understand it when people were mean to him because he could never be mean to anybody."—Suzyn Waldman

I'm going to miss Kim Jones though.
ReplyDeleteHay que pechos!
unfortunately for the rest of you
ReplyDeleteI'm still around pitching stories about how great I am.