Cinncinati offers solid American response to Hungary's "Red Sludge"

Vowing not to be out-newsed by former member nations of the communist block, the United States today copyrighted use of the phrase "Red Sludge" for the baseball team currently operating out of the powerhouse National League Central.

In the future, despite the liquid avalanche of toxic feces that currently threatens to turn most of Hungary into "Europe's Outhouse," all public references to Red Sludge must include a nod to MVP candidate Joey Votto and that Cuban pitcher with the 105-mile fastball.