Thursday, May 5, 2011

Demand grows for Yankees to release photo of Hughes' dead arm

Across the Yankiverse, angry fans are taking to the streets and calling for an end to the Girardi-Jeter Administation. They're tired of the lies, the corruption and the rally-killing double plays.

The latest controversy stems from Phil Hughes' so-called "dead arm," which apparently can still lift a fork, sign autographs and perform acts of bodily maintenance -- but can't fling a baseball harder than your Aunt Tillie.

It's just one of the many looming questions facing the Yankees.

SOME OF THE MANY LOOMING QUESTIONS FACING THE YANKEES

Who killed Phil Hughes' arm?

What has Derek Jeter ever done for us, and when will we finally be rid of the clod?

Why is Andruw Jones always smiling?

Who is "Buddy Carlyle?"

Can the Grandy Man really make a sunrise and sparkle it with dew?


Whatever happened to Gustavo Molina?

Why is Brett Gardner hitting home runs and not stealing bases?

Why is Jorge Posada not hitting home runs and trying to steal bases?

How the hell is this team still in first place?
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1 comment:

  1. lackaperspectiveMay 6, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    It's okay. Today, Al-Qaida confirmed that his arm is dead.

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