Friday, March 30, 2012

Five secrets that Carl Pavano's extortionist threatened to reveal

Police are investigating a friend of the former Yankee opening day ace on a charge of attempted extortion. The blackmailer threatened to reveal:

1. Carl's ERA while pitching for the Yankees.

2. How Carl really hurt his rib in that car accident with the supermodel, costing him a year of pitching for the Yankees.

3. Carl's dream of returning someday to pitch for the Yankees.

4. Carl's "Single White Female"-level infatuation with Kei Igawa.

5. Carl's whereabouts - to Alphonso.
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