Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Zoliomania: Bigger than Linsanity?

Zolio Almonte, batting 1.000 on the spring, is the biggest thing to hit the New York hype machine in at least three weeks! (Wait: isn’t there a new guy on the Knicks they're plugging?)

Only one problem: What to name it?

Zoliogy 101!

My Zo-Called Life!

Zo Far Zo Good!

Zo You Want to be in Pictures!

Bedtime for Bonzolio!

Bonzolio Decapprio!
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3 comments:

  1. Zoilo VersallesMarch 7, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    I'd definitely chose Zoliomania over that inane One Year Ago crap that SF peddles.

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  2. DanielCMarch 11, 2012 at 1:38 PM

    What about Zo Almonstrous?

    Or "Say it ain't Zo!"

    Or, for every homerun, a simple Zo long.

    Or, for the beavus and butthead generation, cornZolio!

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  3. DanielCMarch 11, 2012 at 1:40 PM

    What about Zo Almonstrous?

    Or "Say it ain't Zo!"

    Or, for every homerun, a simple Zo long.

    Or, for the beavus and butthead generation, cornZolio!

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